I've seen some seriously funny shit online, so of course, i gotta share it!
read this funny para too!: "My flight was being attended to by an obviously gay but extremely enthusiactic flight attendant who was keeping everyone happy. As the plane was about to land, he came in to the front of the aisle and said 'The captain wants me to announce that he's going to land this big scary plane so if you guys can just put your trays up that would be super!' while he was collecting the trays, he noticed that a well-dressed, British girl hadn't moved a bit. He told her 'I guess you hadn't heard me ver those big noisy engines but the big man needs me to collect your bizzy-boos so he can but us the gitty-ground' She turned to him and said 'In my country i'm treated like a princess so i don't take orders frm anyone!' He instantly replied without missing a beat, 'Well darling, in my country i'm a queen. So i outrank you. Now, tray up, Bitch!'" now for the pics XD
What relationships have become in our world: A day in the life of a troubled orange:
Something i can relate to:
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